Is it okay if I bring up their richness and plump nature?
Can I compare them to other lips? Like Tom Hardy’s?
I’m not saying I want to kiss the man, but can’t a man with a wife and kids appreciate something beautiful? Are we to ignore grace and symmetry?
What if the only way to free him from a curse was to kiss him? Would that be okay?
Let me know on Twitter @TomArnold if I should advance on the Torino FC striker for a smoocharoo.