No One Loves Phil Kessel
When someone cares about you dearly, they’ll tell you when something’s fucked up with your hair. It’s obvious that no one loves Phil, except for maybe…...
Fuckin’ Phil Kessel Filled the Stanley Cup with Hot Dogs
What the fuck, man?
You’re in Hell: The Wayne Gretzky T-Shirt
You miss 100% of the shirts you don’t wear. Check out that goddamn shirt. It’s beautiful. Not since 1990 when I owned...
This Edmonton Oilers Hobbit Thing
@Isuckatpicking might the best Oilers thing on Twitter. Maybe if you’d stop fucking around in the garage and take a night class maybe you’d...
The NHL’s Most Legit Dads
So what’s a legit dad you ask? In order to be considered a legit dad, you need to have a hard...
Peter Budaj’s New Ned Flanders Mask
Is this real? Thor Ned Flanders? Can we get a real journalist in here to verify this? Edit: David Gunnarsson did this....
Wayne Gretzky Punched Dana Murzyn in the Face
If I was Dana Murzyn, I’d blow this up, hang it on my wall, and celebrate it as my biggest career...
Video: Calgary Flames 1989 Red Hot
Wanna have Dana Murzyn make love to your ears?