¿Where is Ron Mexico? Go fuck yourself. Do you think Ron Mexico is a game? He shops hard. He shops raw. And if he shopped at K-Mart in Sonoma, CA, his shopping list would be:
1) Larry the Cable Guy Beer Bread
Getting in touch with his Southern roots
2) Prince’s Lunch Tongue
Food first licked by royalty, and then canned for Ron Mexico’s palate
3) Butter Sculpture of a Tree
Ron is lactose intolerant, but he’ll tolerate it if it looks like foliage
4) Busty Roasted Chicken Marinated in Seduction
You can’t spell Ron Mexico without chicken tits
5) Hootie & the Blowfish’s 1993 EP, “Kootchypop”
Jams to give people herpes to
