Albert Pujols
Dickie Thon
Antonio Bastardo
Chet Lemon
Razor Shines
Rusty Kuntz
Boof Bonser
Harry Byrd
Dick Dietz
Kosuke Fukudome
“Ugly” Johnny Dickshot
Goose Gossage
Urban Shocker
Catfish Hunter
Greg Legg
Wonderful Terrific Monds III
Bartolo Colon
A-Rod
Gaylord Perry
Mackey Sasser
Rollie Fingers
Chili Davis
Oil Can Boyd
Mike Sweeny (Mike’s Weenie)
Coco Crisp
Lenny Dykstra
Chien Ming Wang
The Big Unit
Milton Bradley
Mookie Wilson
Dick Pole
