Breaking News: Golfer Has Sex
Several news agencies are reporting that a golfer has had sexual intercourse with a woman. This comes as shocking news as golfers are known mainly for khakis and involuntary abstinence. The golfer in question is one Mr. Tiger Woods of Orlando, Florida. His alleged sexual relationship was with Rachel Uchitel of New York, who is becoming a household name overnight as being the woman who had sex with a man who plays the “game of a Scottish milktoast.”
A man who plays golf has seen these breasts.
The reason Ms. Uchitel had sex with who many refer to as a “chocolate cupcake” is still unknown, but we speculate that Mr. Woods is a middleastern prince or at very least a wealthy magician.
Her dogs are also Caucasian and African American.
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Mickelson out with wrist injury, hairy palms
Phil Mickelson will be forced to miss the last tournament before the US Open – considered a major tune-up opportunity for PGA’ers. (Link)
Mickelson has been experiencing inflammation and soreness in his wrist, though no fractures or structural damage were found.
Mickelson chalks the injury up to overtraining and “spankin’ it”.
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Chicks that play golf? Funk that!
It’s like my Grandpa always used to say, there’s nothing sexier than a man pretending to be a woman. Fred Funk supported this legacy last week by wearing a pink skirt while playing a hole after losing a bet to Annika Sorenstam.
Click to read more : Is it just me, or does anyone else like to get bound and gagged?
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PGA Championship gives us a bit of everything, but mostly just golf
In society’s typical just-give-me-the-winner-and-tell-me-what-Tiger-did attitude towards golf, PMG.com gives you what you want.
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That's 'unheard' of! Deaf golfer plots revenge on Tiger Woods
One thing about deaf people… they sure are vengeful.
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