Get Your Basketball on with Leroy Smith
This is a Jordan brand viral thing with Charlie Murphy. www.getyourbasketballon.com
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Hansbrough readying self for NBA pro game
Despite comparable workout numbers to his peers, Tyler Hansbrough continues to fight a perception that he doesn’t have what it takes to make it in the NBA. As a result, Hansbrough’s agent has set up a number of unique workouts in an effort to make a late push for this week’s 2009 NBA Draft.
“I have already proven that I can run and jump with the best, not to mention win on the big stage” said the ex-Tar Heel. “Now I simply need to show I have the other intangibles that NBA GM’s have come to expect from all-star NBA players.”
The workouts are unique in that they take place off the basketball court. Drills include driving under the influence, domestic abuse, weapon concealment, and “being an asshole”.
“I’ve had to prove myself all my life, this will be no different”.
Hansbrough has already held private workouts with a number of teams, though this workout will be available to all interested NBA GM’s. The workouts have even become an interest to other sports. Reports indicate that the Cincinnatti Bengals and Dallas Cowboys have serious interest about Hansbrough’s ability to play hybrid WR/TE or be a dedicated special teamer.
“We already know he’s a great athlete and a proven winner. But we heard that in his private workout with Charlotte, he told Larry Brown he could go fuck himself” said a source within the Bengals front office. “You can’t teach that!”
“I’m a real student of the game” said the 2008 Player of the Year. “I think my game is a mixture of Chris Anderson’s hustle, Karl Malone’s finishing ability, and the big-man ball-handling of Derrick Coleman and I just want the chance to prove that I can be like those guys”.
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Pau Gasol Chinese, he play joke
He put pee pee in your Coke.
There’s two things I learned from traveling abroad. One, racism is only funny if it’s done by a millionaire Spaniard. Two, Spanish basketball players hate Asians.
As seen above, the entire Spanish mens basketball team pulled their eyes back in preparation for the Olympics in Beijing. Killer move, fellas.
Here’s the actual article
Pau likey.
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Goodfoullas
A pretty funny spoof of Goodfellas and the Tim Donaghy scandal. Plus a shameless shot at Marv Albert at the end.
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He's Dirkalicious
You try and argue with this guy – Paul Brogan from benanderic.com.
(Not to be confused with MC Paul Barman – the man who brought you the line “My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny’s panties moist”).
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I rish we had some outside game...
Jesus Shuttleworth, the seven time all star was dealt to Boston yesterday which will give the Celtics a solid outside game and acting you wanna pee on. Shuttleworth, who is known as one of the league’s deadliest shooting guards, can execute from any spot on the floor, which will probably give Paul Pierce someone to hang out with besides midgets…
FreeDarko: LL Cool Ray.
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ESPN: short for buzzkill
ESPN’s Ric Bucher is reporting that the Portland Trail Blazers have decided on Greg Oden, and will make him the #1 overall selection in the NBA Draft. (Link)
Thanks, you fuckin’ dickhead.
ESPN has made it its’ business of late to ruin draft surprises for all of us. From Chris Berman announcing NFL draft picks right before the commish has a chance to, to this.
I was actually looking forward to watching this all unfold. I’m sure we all could have guessed the outcome with a fair amount of uncertainty, but I don’t want to be told beforehand.
It’s like the times that my parents told me I’d always be a failure.
The NBA Draft has been the most exciting thing in the NBA all season. We actually have had legitimate debate about who should go #1 or #2, and all the suspense is ruined.
If someone was going to ruin the end of a TV show, they have the decency to drop a spoiler alert for you.
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Billy Donovan has intimacy issues
New ESPN Analyst Joyce Brothers has concluded that Billy Donovan’s waffling over which head coaching job to take is the product of several deep-rooted psychological issues.
Donovan grew up in a house with an overbearing father that he couldn’t please and a mother too busy to be attentive towards him.
As a result, Donovan developed severe intimacy issues stemming from the relationship with his mother, and an inordinate – if not unhealthy – work ethic stemming from the relationship with his father.
“This manifested itself in strings of unfulfilling relationships starting in his teenage years” said Brothers, “alongside his professional and scholarly success”.
“We now see a man who has a phobia of commitment and an intense need for approval and validation. Mr. Donovan flirts with other coaching opportunities in order to get his current employer, colleagues and fan base to express their gratitude towards him.”
Brothers says that this is not uncommon and can be dealt with by simply learning to communicate more clearly, understanding and appreciating ones self, and heavy doses of Teamocil and Zoloft.
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